I realized that “tilapia” rhymes with “stop ya” and now for some reason I feel compelled to write a hallelujah parody about fish.
Well I heard there was a secret sauce
That David made and it pleased the Boss
You want to try it, I ain’t gonna stop ya.
It goes like this: cilantro, lime,
A splash of cream, a lemon rind,
And pour it over freshly grilled tilapia.