TUMBLR FRANK:

Hey, smol fremb,

Tiniest bae smol fremb,

Maybe you’re gay, smol fremb,

That would be so pure and right –

I could weep,

So much is pro-ble-ma-tic,

But you keep

Filling my dash with delight…

(@bophtelophti​, I’m sure you could do vastly better with this kind of prompt.)